Kiss
Puke
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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