Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
Randomize
