k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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