this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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