hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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