it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
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That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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