If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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