Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
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