you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
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She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Pooping to opera.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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