bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I smell like Dick and happiness
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