I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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