Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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