Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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