don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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