It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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