I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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