what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
This house was built for laser tag.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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