hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
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