GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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