Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
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