if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
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Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
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after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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