So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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