My nipple is on Facebook.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
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