just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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