If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I am mentally ready for anal.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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