He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
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Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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