Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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