chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
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you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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