Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
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The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
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Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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