At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
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Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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