It's Friday. Sex?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Acid is not a monday night drug
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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