Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
My feet surprised me
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