Heybabeimwearingurpanties
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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