Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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