I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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