I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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