I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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