kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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