9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
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Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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