There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
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Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
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Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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