last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
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I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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