i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
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Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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