The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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