these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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