I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
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don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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