can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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