five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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