called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
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I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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