yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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