Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
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I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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