She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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