Whod you bang
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
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