How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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