So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
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I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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